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HannaBaker
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« on: December 07, 2009, 01:00:43 AM »

............. Men Are Like Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
............. Men Are Like Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.
............. Men Are Like Computers. Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
............. Men Are Like Government Bonds. They take way too long to mature.
............. Men Are Like Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
............. Men Are Like Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
............. Men Are Like Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
............. Men Are Like Weather. Nothing can be done to change either.
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« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2010, 05:12:59 AM »

dam yo have lots of experience about the mens that is good thing.
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« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2010, 05:29:46 AM »

well said sweety i like the way you describe men. I do agree with you.
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« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2010, 06:38:13 AM »

............. Men Are Like Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
............. Men Are Like Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.
............. Men Are Like Computers. Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
............. Men Are Like Government Bonds. They take way too long to mature.
............. Men Are Like Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
............. Men Are Like Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
............. Men Are Like Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
............. Men Are Like Weather. Nothing can be done to change either.


............. Men Are Like Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
                   Because we fill your dull life with spice and thrill
............. Men Are Like Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.
                   because we always speak what you want to listen
............. Men Are Like Computers. Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
                   we love challenges  as if we dont forget your birthdays then how can we have the thrill to win you back
............. Men Are Like Government Bonds. They take way too long to mature.
                   and why the hell we mature when we have you
............. Men Are Like Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
                  because we know you will always do the opposite what we say
............. Men Are Like Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
                  Darling we always  need to bring down our standards to match up with yours  so that you dont feel out of the place
............. Men Are Like Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
                  Thats because we cant see you cry
............. Men Are Like Weather. Nothing can be done to change either.
                  change is the only thing that is constant and hence we are the only ones who are constant


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love from who makes you complete Cheesy

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« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2010, 06:49:02 AM »

Now you reply proves Men are like Flirters  and they never dare to miss any chance to impress a girl.
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« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2010, 06:53:09 AM »

and thanks for being impressed Cheesy
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« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2011, 12:32:49 AM »

I couldn't agree with you more, its like most of them are somewhat true. Smiley I guess girls can relate to this joke.
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« Reply #7 on: April 30, 2011, 12:16:43 AM »

i think you have a lot of experience with Men..Huh? Huh  Huh
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