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HannaBaker
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To Be Six Again
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December 07, 2009, 12:58:44 AM »
George was a thoughtful husband. He wanted to give his wife something special for her birthday which was coming up soon. As he sat on the edge of the bed, he watched his wife turning back and forth and looking at herself in the mirror. "Reta," he said, "What would you like for your birthday?"
His wife continued to look at herself and said, "I'd like to be six again."
George knew just what to do. On the big day, he got up early and made his wife a bowl of Fruit Loops. Then he took her to an amusement park where they rode all the rides. Five hours later, Reta's stomach felt upside down and her head was reeling. Never the less, George took her to McDonald's and bought her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Next, it was a movie with popcorn, soda and her favorite candy.
As Reta wobbled into the house that evening and flopped on the bed, George asked her, "Well, Dear, what was it like to be six again?"
Reta looked up at him. Her expression changed. She said, "I meant my dress size!"
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January 27, 2010, 09:46:47 AM »
I was getting ready to move this one to the toxic ooze pool because why would a woman want to be six years old, maybe 16....but the punchline was a little bit funny, so - hahaha
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March 26, 2010, 03:41:36 AM »
very funny.................
thnx for ur thoughts.........
i appreciate ur process...
good luck!!!!!!
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December 02, 2010, 01:38:32 PM »
hahahh a hahahahah haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !
very funny dude ,
i just love jokes !
thanks for posting here ,
wish you gonna post more in future ....................
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December 30, 2010, 06:26:30 AM »
i wanna be six again too
What should i do?
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January 05, 2011, 10:29:21 PM »
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January 24, 2011, 09:15:53 AM »
Its so funny... I wish for more post in the near future........
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