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« on: September 27, 2007, 10:57:06 PM »

A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?"
His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll demonstrate. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then
go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then come back and tell me what you've learned."

The kid is puzzled, but decides to ask his mother. "Mom, if someone gave you a
million dollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?"

"Don't tell your father, but yes, I would."

He then goes to his sister's room. "Sis, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?"

She replies, "O my god! Definitely!"

The kid goes back to his father. "Dad, I think I've figured it out.
Potentially, we are sitting on two million bucks, but in reality, we are living with two sluts."
                       
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« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2007, 09:59:58 PM »

A bit predictable but it did make me laugh, thanks. Grin
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« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2007, 06:43:51 AM »

Haha, very nice. And thanks for adding the sources, i'm heading there right now.
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« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2011, 12:18:26 AM »

I never thought that kids can easily figured out things like that. Though it was a nice example on how you'll know between potential and reality.
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