RECIPE FOR ELEPHANT STEW - Really Bad Joke...

[brookes]

RECIPE FOR ELEPHANT STEW:
1 Elephant, Medium Size
2 Rabbits (Optional)
Salt & Pepper to taste
Brown Gravy
Cut elephant into small bite-sized pieces.
This should take about two months. Add enough
brown gravy to cover. Cook over a hot fire for
about four weeks. This will serve 3800 people.
If more are expected, two rabbits may be added,
but do this only if necessary as some people
do not like to find a hare in their stew. 

[IceShark]

This joke...if you can even call it that was so bad   -  I thought it deserved to die here.