WjNj Humor and Entertainment Forum WjNj Humor and Entertainment Forum
May 22, 2012, 06:14:31 PM *
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
News: Register now to have a chance to win Great prizes like a brand new iPod, Amazon Gift Certificates and more.
Advanced Search  
Pages: [1]
  Print  
Author Topic: Three handsome male dogs  (Read 1538 times)
brookes
Newbie
*
Offline Offline

Posts: 22



View Profile WWW
« on: August 19, 2007, 09:16:52 AM »

Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when
they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle.  The three male dogs
fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first,
but end up arriving in front of her at the same time. The males are
speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping
for just a glance from her in return. Aware of her charms and her
obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells
them "The first one who can use the words "liver" and "cheese"
together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me."
The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says "I love
liver and cheese."
"Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no imagination or
intelligence whatsoever." She turned to the tall, shiny Golden retriever
and said "How well can you do?"
"Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever.
"My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb
as the Lab's sentence." She then turns to the last of the three dogs and
says, "How about you, little guy?"
The last of the three, tiny in stature, but big in fame and finesse, is
the Taco Bell Chihuahua. He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the
Golden Retriever and the Lab and says. "Liver alone. Cheese mine."
Logged

ishi
Newbie
*
Offline Offline

Posts: 57


View Profile WWW
« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2011, 12:20:53 AM »

Liver alone, cheese mine.  Shocked Shocked  this is definitely the best pick up line I've ever heard. so cute;D
Logged

Peter.white77
Newbie
*
Offline Offline

Posts: 8


View Profile
« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2011, 12:09:05 AM »

Nice and unique story.
I really enjoy to read it.
Logged

Pages: [1]
  Print  
 
Jump to: