It's Football Season Again.

It's Football Season Again. The following list contains
something to offend just about everyone,
> What do you get when you put 12 Arkansas cheerleaders
in one room?
A full set of teeth.
>How do you get a Michigan State graduate off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
>Why do the Alabama band members wear bibs?
To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms.
>Why is Nebraska replacing their natural grass with Astroturf?
To discourage the cheerleaders from grazing during games.
>Why do they no longer serve ice at Florida football games?
The senior who knew the recipe graduated.
>Why is the Colorado football team like a possum?
Because they play dead at home, and get killed on the road.
>What are the longest three years of a Michigan football
player's life?
His freshman year.
>How many Ohio State freshmen does it take to change a light
bulb?
None.....That's a sophomore course at OSU