A certain high school jock goes into the store and asks the clerk, "I'd like
some Polish Sausage."
The clerk looks at him and says "Are you Polish?"
The jock says "Well, yes I am. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you
ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German sausage, would you
ask me if I was German? Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I
was Mexican?"
The clerk says "Well, no."
The jock says "WELL, why do you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask
for Polish sausage?"
The clerk says "Because this is a hardware store."
Brookes
