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Author Topic: Yo Momma Jokes..... Add your Favs.  (Read 1247 times)
dsilva
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« on: July 27, 2007, 03:41:29 AM »

Yo momma's so old.....
 she was the waitress at the last supper.

Yo momma's so fat.....
 your dad spanked her butt and rode the waves.

Yo momma's so fat.....
  the pilot moves her to manouver his plane.
 
Yo momma so ugly......
 they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

Yo momma so stupid.....
 she got stabbed in a shoot out.

They'r silly but i guess thats the point of these Jokes. Cheesy Do you know any more?Huh?
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« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2007, 02:46:51 PM »

Yo mamas so fat she wears the equator as a belt =o

HEEHEE! =D lol
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« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2007, 06:39:52 AM »

 Cheesy  Cheesy Thats real funny.

Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.

Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.

Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
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