How long am i going to live

[redondoalvaro]

A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete check-up. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results. "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left." "Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?" "Ten," the doctor says sadly. "Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!" The doctor interrupts, "Nine..."

This is really a morbid joke, wonder how would be in reality.

[IceShark]

I didn't see that coming, pretty funny for such a short joke...I wish I was good at telling them, I might try this one out on my next date.

[joanne_m27]

Try it out on your next date? lol It is pretty funny actually for such a short joke. I don't know many good jokes =( Apart from why did the chicken cross the road??? LOL

[corey]

  nice joke.................



  corey

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[IceShark]

Ok, I have officially told this joke around 10 times now and the reaction I get is sort of luke-warm.  I really like it and find it funny but maybe my delivery is not very good.

[ishi]

It looks like he only have 10 seconds to live that's why the doctor is counting down.