Smarter dog

[redondoalvaro]

Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter.... First Woman : "My dog is so smart, every morning he waits for the paper boy to come around and then he takes the newspaper and brings it to me. Second Woman : "I know..." First Woman : "How?" Second Woman : "My dog told me."
And my dog has typed this joke for you on my laptop.

[dsilva]

Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
A: He stole the show!

Q: How do you know, if you have a stupid dog?
A: It chases parked cars!

Q: Why don't dogs make good dancers?
A: Because they have two left feet!

[mtorregiani]

Hmmm, you're missing the road guys...
Here's my favourite.

"Take my advice, don't use that"

[ishi]

I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog. It was a sad funny kind of film, you know the type. In the sad part, the dog cried his eyes out, and in the funny part, the dog laughed its head off. This happened all the way through the film. After the film had ended, I decided to go and speak to the man.

"That's the most amazing thing I've seen," I said. "That dog really seemed to enjoy the film."

The man turned to me and said, "Yeah, it is. He hated the book."