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« on: January 13, 2007, 06:47:36 AM »
Answering machine message

Someone stole our phone. So if you leave a message we'll run over to a neighbor's house and use their phone to call you back.
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« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2007, 06:48:40 AM »
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Hi there. This is Joe speaking. I'm home right now, and in a moment, I'll have a decision to make. Leave your name and number and I'll be thinking about it...
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« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2007, 06:49:30 AM »
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(Italian Mafia-style voice I can't come to the phone right now. Me and Guido are trying to stuff a body in the trunk. I think we're going to have to size it a little... (Aside HEY GUIDO! GET THE CHAINSAW! Anyways, leave your name and a message. If I like it, you'll hear from me. If not, you'll hear from Guido! (Laughter.)
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« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2007, 06:50:15 AM »
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You have reached the Des Moines chapter of the Iowa Procrastination Society. Please leave a message after the tone and we'll get around to it..
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