How to achieve calmness in our lives

[scrivenergrl]

By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace.   Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started and never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel. Please pass this on to those you feel might be in need of inner peace.

[IceShark]

Funny, sounds like a Conan or Letterman joke.

[LaughLover]

Reminds me of this t-shirt quote.

"24 Hours in a Day 24 Beers in a Case, Coincidence?"

Gotta go finish that case off. bye.

[redondoalvaro]

Funny joke, i have sent it to all my buddies list.
It seems that this Doctor Phil was lacking a little bit of imagination when he gave that advice, otherwise he wold probably realized what he is saying. I finished taking my pills, that was the best of all.