Internet Dating Terms

Here is a list of internet dating terms and what they really mean (what a man writes and what it really means)

“40-ish”: Over 50 and looking for a 25 year-old

“Athletic”: Watches a lot of sports on TV

“Average looking”: Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back

“Educated”: Will patronize you all the time

“Free Spirit”: Will bang anything that moves

“Friendship first”: As long as friendship involves sex

“Good looking”: Arrogant

“Very good looking”: Dumb as a board

“Honest”: Pathological Liar

“Huggable”: Overweight and hairy like a bear

“Likes to cuddle”: Insecure mama’s boy

“Mature”: Older than your father

“Open-minded”: Wants to have threesomes with your friends

“Physically fit”: Does a lot of beer can curls

“Poet”: Wrote ex-girlfriend’s phone number on a bathroom stall

“Sensitive”: Cries if you want him to go see a chick flick

“Very sensitive”: Gay, just wants to procreate

“Spiritual”: Got laid in a cemetery once

“Stable”: Arrested for stalking, but not convicted

“Thoughtful”: Says “Excuse me” when he farts