Internet Dating Terms - Women

[IceShark]

Here are some dating terms and what they really mean: (what a woman writes and what it really means)

“40-ish”: 49 years old

“Adventurer”: Slept around a lot

“Athletic”: Flat chest

“Average looking”: Has a face like a bull dog

“Beautiful”: Pathological liar

“Contagious Smile”: Does a lot of ecstasy

“Educated”: Bitchy know-it-all

“Emotionally Secure”: Heavily medicated

“Feminist”: Lesbian just looking to procreate

“Free Spirit”: Junkie

“Friendship first”: Trying to live down reputation as a slut

“Fun”: Annoying

“New-Age”: Lots of body hair

“Old-fashioned”: Lights out, missionary position only

“Open-minded”: Desperate

“Outgoing”: Loud and abnoxious

“Passionate”: Sloppy drunk

“Poet”: Depressive schizophrenic

“Reubenesque”: Fat

“Romantic”: Looks good only in candle light

“Social”: Has been passed around like an hors d’oeuvres tray

“Voluptuous”: Very fat

“Wants Soulmate”: Stalker

“Young at heart”: Old hag

[rebelagent]

I know for fact that these 3 are true and I can testify because of the many chatrooms i've been in and games i've played lol.

“Educated”: Bitchy know-it-all

“Emotionally Secure”: Heavily medicated

“Feminist”: Lesbian just looking to procreate

[IceShark]

I can tell you from personal experience that most of them have a least a few grains of truth