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Author Topic: Final Examination  (Read 1003 times)
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« on: December 28, 2006, 08:53:52 AM »

Santa reported for his university final examination, which consists of "Yes/No" type questions. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing it, marking the answer sheet Yes for Heads and No for Tails.

Within half an hour he is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out. During the last few minutes, he is seen desperately flipping the coin, muttering and sweating.

The moderator, alarmed, approaches his and asks what is going on.

Santa replies, "I'm rechecking my answers and I don't think I did very good."
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« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2006, 09:11:45 AM »

Sounds like a Blonde joke re-written for Christmas.  It would make more sense as one.
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« Reply #2 on: December 28, 2006, 07:48:32 PM »

yes it is becoz sar420 has posted the same joke but with someother character (Joey). And he done that for Santa but not bad keep it up.
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« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2007, 05:58:19 AM »

Read this.
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel manager`s office.

"What is the meaning of this?" the manager asked. "When you applied you told us you had 5 years experience. Now we came to know from our sources that this is the first job you`ve ever had."
"Well," the young man said, "in your ad you said you wanted somebody with imagination."
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