Halloween Costume

[Lithium]

So a man goes to a Halloween costume party with his friend. When the hostess opens the door, she welcomes each guest, pointing out and complimenting their costumes.
She turns to the man's friend in the pirate costume and says "Argh, nice eye patch, come on in."
Then she turns to the man with a puzzled look on her face and says "I'm sorry but you need a costume," seeing that the man is wearing nothing but a pair of jeans.
The man says "This is my costume. I'm a premature ejaculation. You see, I came in my pants."

[RageD]

haha nice play on words :-P Not super funny, but not bad

-RageD

[IceShark]

Yes that was like an almost funny joke on lithium....